My Little Part for Womens Sports, then Boom! (45 Years later) Pro Women’s Hockey League

Professional Womens Hockey League has a TV contract, and laying out my women’s hockey cred is always affirming. Congrats to the First Six – Boston, Toronto, Minnesota, Montreal, New York, Ottawa. https://www.thepwhl.com/en/ A Landing Page that gets you everywhere, gotta like it.

Buoyed by that TV money, its a twenty-four game season, nothing extra fancy like team names, ticket prices are very do-able – 4 game package (Montreal), center ice sections $135 +tax. Simple playoffs go into May, everybody’s in with six clubs. Many clubs have two arenas to play at; there isn’t enough clout to put women’s hockey ahead of the circus, y’know?

BIG 19,285 crowd for inaugural in Toronto, New York (playing in Bridgeport, CT) had 2,201 the next day. There’s an interesting story of a player who became first person traded, and a league-wide awareness that uprooting players with families isn’t going to be order of the day. https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nhl/trade-considerations-5-things-pwhl-teams-need-to-think-about-before-making-deals/ar-BB1iFhID

My Smallish Piece – Head Coach, Women’s Ice Hockey Club

I still have the jacket, obviously, but who would have foreseen professional women’s hockey in 1979? I first touched the women’s side because my roommate knew I had a big ol’ Monaco and could take lots of girls and gear the year before, when we played his girlfriend’s former team – the Ithaca Shooting Stars had a twenty year old organization even then. Roommate breaks up with best player end of year, she and one of our goalies wouldn’t be playing. I mostly recruited over foosball tables, where I found Barb Hain, an ath-o-lete who went from field hockey to hockey to lacrosse, and at late night boyfriends intramurals.

Half our girls used intramural helmets without face cages, only a few had jerseys. Our practice times were M 8:00 am and TH 2:00 pm, just before they resurfaced the ice for the Men’s team. All of the freshman took every opportunity to improve their skating during free skate sessions, and we lost a fierce competitor who would’ve been our captain, Kitty Olejarski, because she fell against the boards and seperated two discs, which constitutes a broken back.

Did I say ‘fierce’? A year earlier she’d cross-checked me (using stick held between two hands to hit/push) in scrimmage with men’s B team, asking why I was never on the ice when she was. When I did the same to her, unfortunately/stupidly across her chest instead of an arm, she took a full swipe at my face with her stick. Catching it (fortunately!) with a glove, I *immediately* apologized for the unwise retaliation. Whew!

Talking about dumb college kid – Knowing how much she’d counted on playing, when she came to a practice, I actually let her ‘just skate around slow’ while wearing her back brace! At one point, I let her flip some pucks into the net. Nowadays, another accident that might’ve paralyzed her would probably result in a couple million dollars being taken out of the SUNY Brockport budget.

— Coach Shorkey, 2024 – Admitting I’d forgotten about disgusting state of jerseys on a Friday night, the memory of the smell when opening that carry bag still makes me laugh out loud. I expect it always will.

Adding a little color to things, ‘Space Cadet Jeanette’ (Crozier, freshman) had cross-checked guys several times, but they weren’t allowed to check the girls. When the referee told me guys were getting pissed it wasn’t called, I motioned her to stop cross-checking, and mere seconds later, she said ‘What?’ to me when she went off for a hard slash. Then, after the game, instead of getting signed up for classes, she walked to the hospital at end of Brockport (only a mile), and had her *appendix out* about two hours later!

There *might* have been a trainer available if she’d fallen or been checked and ruptured on the ice, but I don’t know for sure there was.

Could you help us out with some jerseys?

My coaching career mostly focuses on a pair of home-away games, against a beautifully well-equipped, from skates to helmets, sticks, and uniforms, varsity team from Ithaca College. I was a student-coach with a rag-tag group called the Brockport St. Women’s Ice Hockey Club.

Best buddy Ivan Marquez (who okayed gas money from student government) was tight with Men’s Coach EJ McGuire, who eventually rose to VP NHL Scouting after years as an NHL assistant coach. Back then he was the coolest guy you could know, trying to get young men to come to a D-III state school. I didn’t have enough green jerseys to put on our girls for game at Ithaca, could he help us out?

“Sure. Couple of you guys, give Glenn your jerseys.” Bam! Five sweaty ones, right after practice, in the bag, thanks a lot guys.

First game at our ice we’d lost 3-1, with an empty net, length of ice tally with :02. We’d pulled our goalie and gotten a half-dozen shots on them, textbook stuff. Best player on the ice was Linda Wilcox, a dorm director at Brockport who was able to play for us after four years of varsity at Ithaca, because we weren’t an ECAC team. Former teammates certainly knew who they were up against, a studette protecting goal, a great puck mover and coach on the ice.

Every athlete is extra proud when their parents or significant family and friends see them doing well. The kicker for me was brother Steve, who worked in Sports Information at Cornell, knew I was coming, because Ithaca scheduled game at Cornell’s Lynah Areana. While my parents and Aunt Jo, Uncle Howard, cousin Mike were there to see his basketball game, their coming to my game was a bonus, one I have never forgotten.

Barb Hain, who started the day with ‘freshman flu’ (hangover) benefited greatly from a two hour delay when Cornell’s men’s team needed a short practice because they were still in ECAC playoffs. Four girls scored two goals apiece in an 8-2 win, and my feet didn’t touch the ice going over to shake the IC coach’s hand afterwards. I was in glory, three piece suit and print shirt, two-tone shoes, opening and closing the door with, “Next line up!” a little crazy when we had nine girls and a goalie, defense people were always double shifting.

Great stories have unusual twists, so when Judy became full time after 2nd goalie who split time quit, we found out she was a MUCH better goalie. Judy was very competent, waved her glove stylishly when making stops, and I mentioned the attitude . In fact, my ONLY rule as a coach was for defense: “Nobody gets close enough to put shavings on Judy’s back,” because low-scoring games were our best hope.

Head Coach is still one of my favorite athletic achievements, right up there with winning an Upstate Rugby Championship. There’s also NO chance I’ll ever forget Mom saying, “All those girls have such enormous rear ends.”

Could it have been their girls didn’t want to get near our fragrant ones? Don’t know, but 45 years later, its smile-worthy. Good thoughts for the Professional Women’s Hockey League for sure.

Thanks for sharing a moment in female sports history with me, the ladies mentioned most prominently above, and Caroline Beam, Rose Bronchetti, Heidi Clement, Jeanne Martin, Terry McGrath, Aileen Renner, Debbie Napoli, and Nancy Turner, who made it memorable.

Such a damn fine piece of women’s hockey news, thought maybe you’d want to know more. Yay!

Hornets are 13-41 at Break – What Have They Got in Year 35?

It’s reasonable to leave Panthers GM Dan Morgan, Head Coach Dave Canales, and Cap Specialist Brandt Tilis to the business of getting Burns and Luvu signed for Evero’s defense. Check out the Hornets, post-almost everyone you might’ve known, and welcome back, Miles Bridges.

Nobody can be sure what the cards portend for 13-41 Hornets, but most will settle for Miller scoring, Bridges holding the fort, and being competitive, in a year when not a lot of fans are feeling it cheering-wise for Panthers.

When its stated as ‘The Hornets are 13th in the East,’ the Detroit Pistons lost 28 in a row to start 2023 season, are 8-46 in Central Division, and the 9-45 Wizards are still in the NBA, if not noticeably better, behind them. Grant Williams, whom I disliked as a Celtic, may be an acquired taste if he becomes productive again in teal. ‘If LaMelo…’ and his almost 24 ppg when available overarches almost everything possible in Charlotte, Bridges and Brandon Miller are solid solid.

Goodbye to Gordon Hayward, a productive guy in many respects, a firebird from the ashes physical story to be hanging 14.5 ppg/4.7 reb./4.6 asst, and 46.8 shooting, but thirty-four and ending a 4 yr./$120M contract, Hornets got some resources for him, he should help in OKC too. PJ Washington to Dallas (for Williams) hasn’t impressed anyone in a while.

Gone also is Mitch Kupchak, long time Hornets GM/President. Things needed to change, Charlotte will always thank Michael, who is still a minority owner, but there is still a huge disconnect between the beloved Bugs of yore, who led the league in attendance seven straight years, and whats needed now.

The last exciting team Charlotte had was 2015-16, Jeremy Lin doing a flashback to his Lin-sanity year in New York. Clifford did get them to playoffs with defensive emphasis. https://www.sbnation.com/nba/2015/12/18/10575088/jeremy-lin-highlights-stats-hornets-helping

New Owners

Rick Schnall has been a minority owner of the Atlanta Hawks, and is co-president of Clayton, Dubilier & Rice LLC. Gabe Plotkin is the founder and chief investment officer of Tallwoods Capital LLC, had previously acquired a minority stake in the Hornets in 2019, and is now a majority owner. Both men previously served as alternate governors on the NBA Board of Governors. Without having checked any Forbes profiles, and having heard some plans about improving the arena area, deep pockets to improve team personnel and civic engagement are desirable traits.

Not dramatic histories compared to the early years at The Hive, no more GOAT who didn’t (usually) spend for stars to come to Charlotte. Okay, no more cheapo-creepo Shinn, or Bob Johnson wondering, “Where’s that local support I was supposed to get for bringing b-ball back?” (fyi -Hubie Brown said he didn’t want to coach any of the 12 over-priced guys on the roster, there was nothing special about product or the boxes either.)

Really, who is playing the next 28 games?

On the most positive side, rookie stud Brandon Miller is as advertised. He clearly has the tools to score twenty-plus every night, not afraid to mix it up on defense. https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/other/brandon-miller-proving-why-he-was-worthy-of-no-2-pick-just-a-minute/ar-BB1ikQe9 Hornets have a worthy pair of forwards with Miles Bridges on floor again. His 21.5 ppg/7.1 reb./3.4 asst. makes him the rock to build with, being an unrestricted free agent after this year is an interesting fact. (They will pay the man, count on it)

Two other ‘A’ grades will go to recently added Grant Williams, whom everyone hopes is now in a good place to blossom his leadership and game, and the hard-working Nick Richards, a true 7′ rim-runner who is putting up 10/8 nights off avg. 26 minutes, shooting 69% from floor. At 25, he is coming into focus as a strong role player, considered a bargain at $5M. https://www.espn.com/nba/player/_/id/4278076/nick-richards

There’s some hesitation in whatever gets written about LaMelo Ball as face of the franchise, and 7′ Mark Williams, both of whom are productive when on the court. Williams (12.7 ppg/9.7 reb) and shooting 65% has only been in 19 games (26 min. per), Melo (23.9 ppg/8 asst) only 22 games. Seeing some franchise-level production before his 5 yr./$205M extension kicks in should include on court minutes.

Appreciating their numbers doesn’t make them the primary assets they need to be, call them ‘teachers pet C ratings,’ and Williams more like a D for missing so much time. Its been a while since Hornets have produced a strong center presence, at twenty-two, Williams will continue to get some time to develop.

If anyone has seen Nick Smith, Jr. play in 37 games this year, he ran a decent point, good to know for future, because he’s going to get more reps in G-League for foreseeable future. Hornets like his 45% gunning on 113 threes, more is better, and he won’t turn 20 until April.

Sorry, then some Other Guys

Seth Curry, J.T. Thor, Tre Mann, Bryce McGowens, Cody Martin are bench players with lesser profiles. Mann is a 6’3″ guard, OKC’s #18 pick. We shall see, nobody would deny keeping anyone besides Shai Gilgeous-Alexander on the bench. https://www.nba.com/thunder/news/afterallstar-240219

McGowens and Martin are B players, McGowens (6’7,” 21 y/old) out of Nebraska is seen as a rotational player fitting a ‘3 and D’ role, Martin has the physical part of guarding on the perimeter down, his 34% on 3s and 53% FT makes him an offensive liability. The 6’10” Thor is in his 3rd year, and hasn’t shown any defensive extra or battle on the board strength to make up for minimal offense – being 21 can’t be an excuse for nothing. Does Curry have anything left in the tank at thirty-four.

Coach Steve Clifford

Clifford has now logged eight seasons in the Hornets organization, a surprisingly decent 196-214 in first term (2013-2018), has finished in the top 10 in both points allowed and defensive rating five times with several teams. Defense still wins games in the NBA, especially when you haven’t had reliable 3-point scorers to keep other teams honest. Clifford has the career nuts https://www.nba.com/hornets/news/charlotte-hornets-name-steve-clifford-head-coach to indicate where Hornets are heading, and with proven scorers and some healthy added stats from Melo and Williams along the way, there’s still only 28 games to go.

New management is going to be careful, but ten more wins, 23-59, that might be enough to avoid Loserville tag.

Super Weekend – Great Ride and Chili, Thrilling Game, A Val-Day Gripe

San Francisco 49ers kicker Nick Moody will be facing immense, lets say ‘fan focus,’ for missing a PAT in Sunday’s Super Bowl that may well become as legendary as Scott Norwood’s misfire.

Buffalo’s Norwood, whose 47-yard kick passed wide right from being a game winner against the NY Giants, defined their first of four straight Super Bowl losses. In a commercial titled ‘Neverending Fan,’ from five years ago and still useful, his granddaughter models his jersey, just a flash of NORWOOD across her shoulders, with Grandpa’s wink to the salesman ending the ad…

Trust me, Buffalo fans know his name as surely as Cubs fans remember who messed up that foul ball, before the Cubbies gave up EIGHT runs in 2003 NLCS.

Poignant moment, *over thirty years* (1/ 27/91) after, Coach Marv Levy, Kelly and the K Gun, Brruuuuce! Smith, ‘Thermal’ Thomas, the estimable duo of Andre Reed and James Lofton, deserving of NFL adoration, no rings.

For those not inticately part of todays ‘Bills Mafia,’ Ancient History division, Scott Norwood is the standard for disappointment.

Now, with one missed PAT – Moody was 3-3 on field goals, two of over 50 yards – Nick becomes the Same Guy as Norwood, creating a proclaimed dynasty for the Chiefs, and massive disappointment for Niner Nation, again.

You have to be IN IT to WIN IT

The incandescent play of McCaffrey all year long, leading the league with 339 touches/1439 rushing yards/21 total TDs (67 receptions/564 yds/7 TDs), in a high octane offense and formidable defense, wasn’t San Fran being fitted for those rings that were destined in 2023, before Mr. Irrelevant, rookie Brock Purdy, about got an arm torn off last year vs. Philly in NFC Championship game?

The conspiracy people are going nutso about who was-wasn’t supposed to win-lose.

DunKings with Brady, Damon’s ‘This is anything.’ Killer line. The Hawai’ian football team post-fire story – yes, sports clearly lift communities.

As a writer, I’d take 2 million hits about my submitted online product any time possible. https://www.wattpad.com/myworks/218725526-a-triple-shot-of-karma-&-platinum-fury-focus In the NFL, in communications that Moody will get regarding one specific moment of defeat, snatched from the jaws of victory, its going to be, ‘What have you done for us lately (blank)?’ same negative stuff 2 million times.

Etheridge’s ‘I’m The Only One’ kicked it off

Blue-yellow for Ukranian solidarity, the antique Ferrari hat at Hotwalkers Ball post-Queens Cup, I am That Guy.

I haven’t cranked up tunes in my car and hollered along in a while. Just sayin,’ but after a great training ride with my fat wheel (10 mi. to Pineville line/back) mountain bike, and before I rewarded myself with a terrific crusted chicken breast and well-browned fingerling potatoes dinner, with a well-poured Guinness, I let myself pound the idea I’m still closer to getting a book published than holding a Good Woman.

As a Romance Writer, I present Marlena, as a worthy example of One Who Knows when the Universe has delivered Her Man.

–2/14/24 How’s LeSharque for a pen name?

That ride affirmed expectations of my physical strength at sixty-seven. I’m still a solid 190, fit my Hugo Boss suit well, take time for shooting hoops regularly, still have some tennis skills as part of bellweather activities. Friday night I accepted nomination for a club officer position with our Mens Club. Based on great vibes from those spoken with during recent Pierogi Night (> 600 served), I’m respected and thought responsible among my peers and community.

My physical-mental confidence, after a ten mile ride and full of that tasty chicken / fingerling potatoes dinner Saturday was excellent, with that mental confidence traced directly to hitting a single ‘here’ button for an online submission, a professional Must Do I need to accomplish more often. Submissions are like PATs, after tactical completion of the writing process, it hurts a bit when done unsuccessfully, but NOT trying is an operationl clunk.

Overall, what Norwood or Moody might stress about is miles from my own peace of mind. Except that its Valentines Day, and I’ve checked off all the other boxes involving deserving. Maybe I touched on something years ago, but shit! we had a pandemic since then. IMHO, ‘Healthy’ and ‘I promise not to poach your backhand’ should be way, way more positive factors in my favor.

The underlying question of “How’s your horizontal mambo going?” blew out with Melissa’s wailing about being The Only One, and DAMMIT! She’s right. I’m deserving of wanting the All That, super Great, everything you’d want in the Her of your life, emotionally ready for go with today’s flow, because we sure as hell shouldn’t be saving ourselves for anything after going through that pandemic, Woman. What the HELL else do I have to prove to the Universe to rate yelling Bingo!, if not literally aloud, then for physical accuracy?

Try bumping into me at Fresh Market tomorrow. I’m a Good Person, alive, ready to travel. Happy Valentines Day good thoughts for all. And the hollering, it works. Not bad at all, so I’m keeping emotions as part of New Normal and Social Goodness too.

Glenn

‘Monsieur Spade,’ Would GM Dan Morgan-Burns Contract He Deserves Qualify for New Normal?

No, that’s not GM Dan Morgan, I do my own version of Sam Spade, hard-boiled detective.

Watched newest take on a hard-boiled detective series with Clive Owens, who, after putting a foot into bad guy’s face 7-8x during questioning, gives bloodied black ops guy instructions for his bosses, then answers question of ‘Why should they believe (you’re different)?’ with a simple, “Because you’re alive.”

‘Monsieur Spade,’ set in 1963 France, features political intrigue about guns, Algeria and constant subtitles. Spade disparages his own French along the line, but the overall story and action is strong enough to make watchers effort of necessary reading worthwhile. Sam Spades rep as not being shy with a gun from San Fran background is known.

Almost everyone in Charlotte who has suffered through The Tepper Years at helm of Panthers can get behind that Why should…? if not the because. In the short period of time since the Panthers 2023 season (2-15) mercifully ended – with enough media negativity about MrTeppers$ and meddling to sink a battleship – the operant feeling is a universal-deserved “Show us.”

A New Normal POV should include NOT being kicked around BOA Stadium.

GM Dan Morgan has the unenviable task of keeping defensive standout Brian Burns with Ejiro Evero’s #4 ranked squad, at a level of paycheck that should’ve been handled back in June.

Morgan is still remembered as a hitting machine on 2003 Super Bowl team, long before Luke Kuechly arrived. Whether he impresses his credibility on fans here won’t require literal boots to the face, but its not the time for being regarded as a nice guy either.

Head Coach Dave Canales

The departed Scott Fitterer proclaimed all Panthers needed to do in 2023 was plug in a good QB, even when it meant stripping the franchise of almost all offensive talent (and 2024 #1 pick) along the way. Most notable topper of course, DJ Moore moved to Bears (96 receptions/1364 yards/8TDs) and had a career year.

After giving Panthers credit for *finally* putting extra bodies in the O-line room instead of bouncing personnel around to cover injuries as operational theory, there’s no reason for piling on blame-wise when eight right guards and seven LGs passed through those positions. Bryce Young (thankfully) didn’t get broken, and since 62 sacks didn’t kill him, hopefully he learned lots.

That Panthers stole – a word that came up repeatedly – better personnel as entire NFL was searching for GMs, Head Coaches, and coordinator personnel outside their teams. Dave Canales came from Tampa Bay for the HC position, and brought Bucs receivers coach Brad Idzik along to be Offensive Coordinator. If they got All Pro Mike Evans to come too, THAT would be more than cool.

Being young, 42, and notably successful in getting well-dinged veteran QBs Geno Smith (Seattle, 2022 Comeback Player of the Year) and Baker Mayfield (Buccaneers) back on track, whether/how far Canales can move the whole Charlotte operation out of an extra nasty time since Tepper bought the team. https://www.statmuse.com/nfl/ask/carolina-panthers-record-since-2018 There will be a plethora of free agent signings, Panthers will be looking at lots of extra possibilities. Haven’t heard a $$$ amount to go with six-year contract length yet…

Yes, you heard right, NFLPA team surveys rated Panthers facilities D-, with players 100% against the move from regular turf to composite because Tepper has a soccer team playing on same surface, and regular grass can’t take that.

Executive VP of Football Operations

New Executive VP of Football Operations Brandt Tilis, with14 seasons experience in the Kansas City Chiefs front office, three as Vice President of Football Operations (2021-23), will have plenty of input on Burns front, having served as the Chiefs lead contract negotiator for Patrick Mahomes 10 year, $450M contract.

There should be a huge organizational Whew! knowing they’ll keep Defensive Coordinator Ejiro Evero here another year. While still giving up too many points for an impotent offense to overcome – 24.5/game was 29th in league, barely behind Broncos 24.3 and Colts 24.4; Commanders were worst at 30.5), the 2023 Panthers ranked fourth in yardage (294 total yards per game, 122.4 rushing/171.5 passing). Panthers denying several teams requests to interview Evero for their DC roles was legitimate. https://www.footballdb.com/stats/teamstat.html?group=d&cat=t

Bill Belichick, Commanders OC Eric Bienemy, and Titans Mike Vrabel not getting new gigs in the significant number of changes is not Panthers problem now. To be a little snarky, that former Panther Coach Ron Rivera is interviewing for job swap as DC coach in Dallas, after Cowboys DC Dan Quinn went to Washington as Head Coach, thats two other organizations that have bigger concerns than Charlotte. Snyder is gone from Washington, so only Jerry Jones in Dallas has a twitchier reputation as an owner than Tepper right now.

— Jerry Jones didn’t keep McCarthy/Prescott because they’re good guys, 12-5 three straight years is a desirable level of winning, but its possible Belichick *didn’t* get a gig because he isn’t though.

Take the Points

While ‘No’ is going to be a common response for Panther fans on believing the next edition of team is going to be All That, its legitimate to take the relative points looking upward. Consider holding back any collective opinion that it *couldn’t* get worse than 2-15 felt for next two months to NFL draft, or seven months till home opener vs. Washington Commanders though.

Dave Canales has been given a six year contract (still haven’t heard a number to go with that), a decently different scale for a guy who made $400k as QB coach two years ago, but its kind of a penalty stroke on MrTeppers$. If Ben Johnson (Detroit) was putting a $15M per year figure on his candidacy, and the thankfully gone Matt Rhule got 7 years/$60M, midpoint on that would be $12M-13M+.

Many opine math of paying off a third big coaching contract, if he gets antsy about un-major progress, should give even a billionaire owner like Tepper reason to let his football people control operations and actually STAY in background, not just use it as a line with a reporter.